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Funny Menopause Memes Nicole Women and Health Aug 14, 2018 The menopause can be a challenging and difficult time for many women and although the severity of symptoms can vary significantly, hot flushes and memory lapses are extremely common concerns.
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These Best Menopause poems are the top Menopause poems on PoetrySoup. These are examples of the best menopause poems written by PoetrySoup members
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Posted in Funny Poems, Love Poems Filament.io Made with Flare More Info ©1996 Susan Noyes Anderson, Age Happens, Meadowbrook Press When we were young, you made me blush, go hot and cold and turn to mush. I still feel all these things, it's true… but is it menopause, or you?
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1. If only you could explain the hot flashes to others ADVERTISEMENT 2. Maybe it's best to keep a fire extinguisher on hand 3. Hear ye! Hear ye! We have finally found the cause 4. Why did nobody ever tell us that we'd be living all our lives at once? 5. Don't mess with a woman suffering through menopause. ever 6. She is not amused 7.
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Poem Details | by Elizabeth Kinch | Categories: age, change, humorous, women, Menopause Misery The menopause has hit me, My oestrogen is going, I'm very hot and sweaty, My face all red and glowing. My mood is unpredictable, I scream and then I shout, My waistbands getting tighter, I'm fatter without a doubt.
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Menopause poems to make you laugh Bloody Menopause Menopause, oh menopause, The time of life that gives us pause, Our bodies change, our tempers flare, We laugh, we cry, we pull our hair. One minute hot, the next cold. Our moods like stories, often untold, We search for words, we can't recall, Our minds are a blur, we hit a wall.
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She is the author of 13 bold books, including Naked, Drunk and Writing (Ten Speed Press, 2010). Menopause. The mother of all wake-up callsAfter the hormones wear off like party drugsThe house is rewiredBy a blind and maybe drunk electricianSparks are flyingThe thermostat's out of whackIt's like living in a Bulgarian hotel. Still.
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October 18, 2021 By // by Mandy Dineley Over The Bloody Moon - Menopause Poem Photo Credit Lesley Salem Over The Bloody Moon My heart is pounding, a sudden rush of heat I have just said a sentence, which I now can't remember to repeat my skin is not behaving, my hair has lost lustre and volume I am losing my menstrual cycle I'm over the bloody moon
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Place M&M's into a jar or bag and add this saying/poem for a fun menopause survival gag gift. To temporarily calm your craving for chocolate, eat the BROWN one. At the first sign of hot flashes eat the RED one. Eat the ORANGE one to minimize depression. The GREEN one calms your frustrations, when you want to be left alone.
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Literally! As we go through menopause, often times we find ourselves in public situations where we suddenly start sweating and turning red. Most people would think perhaps you suffer from high blood pressure, or you're going to have a heart attack when they see that happen. Nope! It's just menopause. You can either laugh about it or cry about it.
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Hermione M. March 13, 2022 6 Min Read Menopause is a natural biological process that signals the end of a woman's reproductive years. It can cause many symptoms such as hot flashes, night sweats, difficulty sleeping, vaginal dryness, and mood swings - just to name a few!
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Enjoy! MANIACAL-PAUSE. Written by Tracey Maguire (Author of 'THE WORKER IN ME') She's a hotbed of volcanic blasts. And often has the blues. She's red and raw and sweaty. And always wants a snooze. Her husband doesn't know her. There's a certain kind of pall.
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Aches and pains Fluctuating weight. Feeling anxious Stiffening joints Now let me get this straight. I have to suffer all of this Because I am a woman? That's surely just a horrid joke 'Cos most of it's not human! Night time sweating Weakened bones Falling out with friends.
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Dr. Hilary Jones recently explained to the Daily Mail UK that 75 percent of women suffer low mood as the result of hormonal changes, and many don't even realize that their mood changes are the result of premenopausal and menopausal activity. It's no coincidence that around 30% of women aged 50 to 59 are obese.
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Menopause quotes 1. "So many women I've talked to see menopause as an ending. But I've discovered this is your moment to reinvent yourself after years of focusing on the needs of everyone.
